Yet another unbiased and impartial feature from The Yorker here - just what we have come to expect.

I very much hope that next year's candidates are forbidden by the returning officers from working with The Yorker, you have consistently proven yourselves to be untrustworthy and presented slanted opinions, and 'accidently' had technical difficulties that favour Nads, your financial director.

I hope that if Nads does get elected he considers not just media freedom but media training, as it is clear that The Yorker is in need of some - although as an unratified society it would be unable to benefit from it.